Posts Tagged ‘true’

For months now I’ve been trying to take a picture of my coworker to post because I swear he could pass for Susan Boyle’s twin brother.  Well I finally did it! I’m so proud of myself.


This is my coworker, and now for comparison here is a pic of Susan Boyle.


You decide for yourself.


Ok so I have to be honest, I’m not a big believer in haunting (I know… shocking, I don’t believe in something I can’t see) I believe in ghosts, I just don’t think they’re as common as people say. So, when people said that my job was haunted, I didn’t really believe them. But then yesterday while I was at work I saw a tubaware lid fly off the counter as if someone threw it. But when I went to check there was no one there. The first words out of my mouth were “That’s not possible.” Then the dishwasher asked what I said I explained he just laughed and said that it happens all the time. Then an hour later I was spin drying the salads when randomly the cord comes unplugged then i notice the door to the dining area moving. So I thought on Ghost Adventures they talk to the spirits. So, I did, I said “If you’re a spirit moving the door, move it faster. Push it harder.” And IT DID. It was awesome! But to be honest kinda scary… Idk just thought I’d share.

You’re still using VHS

You get a mini heart attack when you cant find your bus transfer

When you have to make a bridge payment plan with Cricket

When generic brands start to taste good

When you have to use change to order from the dollar menu

When you use duct tape to fix your shoes

When you have to go grocery shopping at the 99¢ store

This is all i can think of at the moment and all of these apply to me 😦

Raymond: why are you so mean to me

Me: cuz you’re ugly. ( i didn’t feel like explaining myself for the millionth time)

Raymond: what are you talking about? I’m sexy.

Me: you look like Eddie Murfey if he had Down’s Syndrome.

Raymond: why does everybody say that?!?!?!

I wish i was making this up