Posts Tagged ‘porno’

Honduras: Lets go to your house and watch pornos.

Me: No.

Honduras: Why?

Me: Because I’m going to get hard, then I’m going to look at you and throw up.

This is at work. Obviously, I’m very professional and class act.

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Guermo: you are so mean to Raymond one day im going to turn on the tv ans see that he went off and killed 100 people

Me: *mumbling* why does he have to kill other people why cant he kill himself

Guermo: (gay gasp) * grabs my arm* what did you say

Me: nothing at all

Guermo: for real, what did you say

Me: i said why does he have to kill other people why cant he just kill himself

Guermo: i thought you said that i just didnt want to believe you were that evil

Me: Oh. My. God. You make ne sound like a mega dick

Guermo: that sounds like a porno

Me: what does

Guermo: (deep voice) mega dick