Oh, shit!

Posted: 07/27/2012 in Uncategorized
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I was taking a bowl to the sink when my boss pushes past me and turns on the sink faucet.

Me : Yeah, of course you’re excused.

Bill : Well I said excuse me, but you couldn’t hear me because you’re listening to your faggy music.

By the way I’m super possessive of the music I listen to. I have phenomenal taste in music. If you don’t think so then you have bad taste.

Me: You’re the last person to call anything faggy. You’re so gay fucking Ru Paul is telling you yo calm your tits. Which is funny because you’re so far back in the closet I’m surprised you haven’t found Narnia.

Everyone was is shock.  No one knew if the should laugh or be afraid. But all my manager did was turn red and walk away. In hind sight I guess I shouldn’t have said that but too late now.


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