Those bitches were right!

Posted: 06/02/2012 in Uncategorized

The world really is about to end. I don’t know if you this have heard about the guy in Miami who ate his roommates face off, but there have been about a dozen cases like this! Not even joking, there have also been all kinds of crazy unexplained shit like mysterious rashes breaking out, unknown chemicals being released in airports, random episodes of rage in people for no known reason! This one guy was so enraged that after we was arrested he began to smash his face into the window of a police car.  Ive been freaking out! I’ve been trying to knock off things out of my bucket list…. I just have to figure out how I’m supposed to feel up Anderson Cooper…

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