why dont people take me serious

Posted: 12/28/2011 in Uncategorized
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so i was texting my friend who is in pre med at whatever retardedly overpriced school shes in and the following is our conversation.

me: hey your still in premed right?

her: yeah… why?

me: you know how the doctor’s recommendation for fruits and shit is like 4 servings

her: uh huh

me: about how many margritas is that equal to

her: youre joking right

me: i dont joke about margritas

her: omg! you need AA

me: why would i need car insurance when i dont have a car

her: Oh. My. God.

just fyi i was kidding about … well everything. im not retarded i just like saying stupid shit and fucking with people.

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