I got a snake im my pants

Posted: 12/19/2011 in Uncategorized
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Im cleaning my fish tank. And my jack comes up and says

“Are fish slimy?”

“Yeah its to keep them from getting sick.”

“Are snakes slimy?”

“No. They feel like that because theyre cold blooded.”

“Oh, i have a snake.”

“Oh my god.” (I already know where hes going with this.)

“Its a trouser snake.”

“whatever just keep your spitting cobra away from me.”

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