Drama queen

Posted: 12/12/2011 in Uncategorized
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Brad: matt, why dont i ever hear you swear?

Me: are you on drugs? I swear all the time

Brad: prove it.

Me: I don’t have to prove anything, you old dried up cunt.

Brad: (gay gasp)

Then he hits me with a spoon.

Me: did you guys see that? I was just assulted with a deadly weapon. I cant move my arm. I need workmans comp.

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