Whatamoron

Posted: 11/09/2011 in Uncategorized
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Jack and i walk in his room

Jack: it smells like ass in here. Raymond have you been fingering yourself?

Raymond: What the hell man?

Jack: i came in here to ask if you wanted to play modern warfare 3 but it smells like ass in here and i think you have been fingering yourself…

Raymond: no i haven’t let me play

Jack: whatever just wash your hands

Later on in the kitchen

Jack: hey do you want a golden shower?

Raymond: is that a shower that’s golden

Jack: yup

Raymond: then yes

Jack: hey everybody Raymond wants a golden shower

Sam, jack, and I : (laughing our asses off)

Raymond: god damn it! You meant pee right?

Us: (Still Laughing)

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